oh.. yeah....

i hate holidays. all of 'em except halloween, that is. you can't go wrong with halloween. you dress up, you get candy .. or you enliven someone's day by giving them candy .. or just scaring the shit out of them...

oh wait, that's every day.

oh well.

thanksgiving blows my cock. oh yeah. it sho' does. this whole trip home just seems one big custody battle. with my mom and my stepdad each playing different roles.

my stepdad: the semi-distant "i'll let you do what you WANT" stereotype. the one you can tell about your secret piercings and love affairs and expect to not bitch you out, but be enthralled and ask questions about who said what about it, and the aftermath in general.

BRUAHAHA!!!

they're MY secrets. and you can't have them.

ok, so, i admit. i have had no love affairs recently.. i'm working on it though.....

well, not so much the love affair part....

oh. and as for my mom...

mom: the victim constantly playing the "he doesn't answer his phone when i call" card.

quote of the day: "i ALMOST didn't come here.. i ALMOST spent thanksgiving with a beautiful boy!! i did NOT come here so you could tell me to shut my mouth!"

... fuck christmas. i am not coming back. entertain your fucking selves...

oh so much bitterness.

and all of this leading to what??

i can't wait to get back to grand forks. ok, so, the big GF kinds sucks.. but i love my friends. seriously.

latest trends:

* saying "that's my name, don't wear it out."

* tea

* pretending to be having a love affair with your best male or female friend. or both.

* watching old movies. james dean flicks, the original "oceans's eleven" and the very first batman movie.

* asking "were you talking about my tits" if you're a boy. saying "i'd bone him (or her)" if you're a chick.

* xanga.com

* quoting classic literature:

~ "the horror, the horror" - heart of darkness

~ "billy pilgrim has become unstuck in time" - slaughterhouse 5

~ "sucks to your asmar" - lord of the flies.

~ "it's in my goddamn blood, tapdancing" - catcher in the rye

so. that's my update. have fun with all of THAT.

" check ya laterr deud "

past. : present. : future.