it was no sweat. seriously.

laughing gas is fun. hehe. at first i was worried it really wasn't affecting me, really it was just bothering me cause it has this really sick sweet flavour to it, but after a few minutes i had to fight smiling incessantly, which i never really managed to succeed at.. it makes you feel all goofy like you're on this silly floating cloud in a bubble consisting only of you and the nurse. but then you hear people talking outside the room and you're like "wait. there are people out there??" kind of like "wait... the earth is ROUND??"

i feel asleep to "mony mony" and "relax!" it was fantastic.

i woke up to people messing with my mouth and i couldn't move so it was really wierd... that part and the rest til i got home is super cloudy.

oh man.. they strapped my arms down when they were putting me out. it was so great. i was all like "I'M A CRAZY PERSON. ARGH!! YOU BEST STRAP ME DOWN OR I'LL CUT YOU BITCHES!!" ..i didn't really say that. just thought it.

so far my only two problems with this whole endeavor are

1) due to them having my mouth open for so fucking long.. my lips got really dry and are kind of peeling. EEW.

2) i fucking hate tourniquets. i don't mind IVs or needles so much, but tourniquets make me want to kick people in the throat.

that is all. good night.

oh, but if you haven't seen "novacaine"... i highly recommend you do. we rented it at my house a couple months ago and it is quite a little gem.

"gem" = really fucked up movie involving steve martin as a dentist and helena bonham carter as.... her usually fucked up character. yay!

past. : present. : future.